I went to Ted's Montana Grill with friends one delightful Friday evening. My tab consisted of 2 Huckleberry Margaritas, homemade chips and dip, and…………a BISON BURGER. Yes! I tried a Bison Burger in place of the standard Angus Burger. And to my delight, it was actually pretty good (bison burgers also claim to be much healthier for you than beef so I was a double jackpot winner that night). I ate a very light lunch on Friday knowing I'd be chowing down later that evening. And although I was daring, adventurous, and hungry enough to try something different; daring, adventurous, and hungry enough to devour a Bison Burger that night..........I hope I'm never hungry, desperate, or needy enough to consume Bison Droppings (and of course I don't mean literally)!
' Bison Droppings' , for the sake of this write up, will be used in reference to nonsense; foolishness; "that don't make one ounce of sense"; "something don't sound right", "I must look like a fool to you", gibberish that people will try to feed you and expect you to accept. 'Bison Droppings' include but are not limited to: lies, empty promises, disappearing acts without an ability to account for time, cheating, evasiveness, loving and enjoying your body but neglecting and refusing to appreciate your mind and your spirit, manipulating your emotions purely for personal entertainment and ego boosting, procrastinating on commitments, abuse (both physical and emotional), and taking you for granted.
You deserve to be fed better! We deserve to be fed better! We have to fearlessly and without apologies DEMAND to be fed with higher quality! Higher Quality Cuisine is loaded with honesty, respect, integrity, patience, balance, and love in practice--not just theory. We were not beautifully made and graciously deposited in the land of milk and honey to consume droppings that have fallen out of some creature’s you know what. So the next time you're brought a flashy dinner plate with silver trimming, full of Bison Droppings, garnished with rosemary leaves, you be sure to tell your server, "No thank you; I opt dining on finer cuisine—High Quality Cuisine!”.
You’re a High Quality Chick so it’s ONLY befitting for you to dine on High Quality Cuisine. As for the Bison Droppings………….….let the “desperate”, “low-standard having”, “will eat just about anything” flies dine on that!
Beautiful women………..finding their way back.
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